They will have deafening sex at all times, which Ted euphemistically defines as “playing the bagpipes” to their young children. Past Ted actually comically mentioned “close up the bagpipes-up!”. He had to face this disruption as his own relatives remedied couple problems. At MacLaren's, Barney headaches about Lily and Marshall divorcing after witnessing Marshall cleanse a dish at Lily's inquire. He talks about that he would not offer into a need he or she didn't care about (having fun with out a number of beautiful conditions with an imaginary Lily), and the man and Robin never ever fight. In reality, both of these people pathologically abstain from preventing if a conflict pops up, Barney simply leaves, while Robin receives nude. After Marshall presents itself, Barney systems him or her on “how he's holding up”, and Ted clarifies which he considers that they're splitting up. Barney next says that he is the “master of Relationships”, and Marshall says that he may be an appropriate sweetheart “in his or her sleep”. Barney then convinces Marshall that he should never have to wash foods if he is doingn't mind they, through the help of a hypothetical circumstances if Barney had been attached to Lily. In re-enactment, Barney cures Lily like a timeless 19 millennium girlfriend, following imagines Lily offering him or her a lap dance. Ted subsequently attempts to determine Marshall that Barney is wholly wrong, but Marshall is defeated by his or her recommendations, and although the man didn't self in the past, he “hates” wash the bathroom. Robin consequently comes up, affirming that she and Barney never battle, with the exception of one struggle related that is much more awesome.They simply known as it a tie along with sex. The two set for a skiing trip, and Marshall, heeding Barney's awful assistance, chooses to inform Lily this individual will not cleanse his or her pots and pans quickly. Ted warns Marshall actually a terrible idea and they render a “slap wager.”
She promptly kicks him or her down after Marshall's incoherent suggesting escalates into numerous distinct problems.
Ted slaps Marshall subsequently happily lets him or her lodge at his or her apartment. While Lily and Marshall fight, Ted notices that Barney and Robin are functioning suspiciously intimate, as if they certainly were the perfect number. Marshall after that points out how it happened that nights as soon as Lily banged him or her on, wanting to copy Barney's situation but enumerating all of them incorrect to Lily and allowing it to be appear to be that Marshall are fretting he make more income than she really does. They then get started preventing about everything these people disagreed on, while Lily and Marshall go into many matches. Marshall says that must be hard speak with Lily because she is all “eyes and boobs.” Barney after that gets him or her way more guidance to carry on his shenanigans, and Marshall happens to be again sure. Ted considers that Marshall should just wash the bathroom, but Marshall happens to be pumped up with member and storms away. Robin shows up, and Barney and she dub friends disgusting nicknames, which Ted knows that Robin hates as he tried to dub them “Robsie-Wobsie”, “Shrebs”, and in many cases on his own “T-Moz.” After another night of hearing their upstairs neighborhood “bagpipe,” the guy visits their own home to face all of them, only to get a hold of they're very old. Since Ted didn't have one's heart to tell those to halt, he simply received some difficult candy, beamed at many racist reviews, and lead. It takes place to him then finding the right aside what are you doing with Robin and Barney. He confronts all of them right at the bar with something firearm: Phil, Barney's downstairs next-door neighbor. Phil's occurrence makes them declare they fight often. Every thing set about after are stuck collectively on a ski raise during a disagreement, preventing Barney from making or Robin from having the clothes off. Marshall and Lily always overcome, and Marshall complains that Lily features ceased giving him. By expressing their problems, he or she says to him that Lily earned “panCAKE, and bacon STRIP”.
Barney and Robin have perpetrated the charade given that they happened to be “tired of everybody else pointing out just how lousy at relations
both become”, that they confess to Lily and Marshall. As Ted basks within his beauty of being best, Lily makes dinner for by herself, nevertheless it's Marshall's favorite. As Robin and Barney detail their particular violent and repeated competitions, Lily and Marshall begin to love how relaxed their union is actually and eliminate one another right away. Robin and Barney tend to be confused through the shared submit, declaring that a person has to “win” a quarrel, but Marshall and Lily promise all of them it's not at all a contest. When Barney and Robin leave, Lily and Marshall commemorate becoming the better partners. A scene is then displayed of this floor below Marshall and Lily's condominium, wherein an old lovers's pendant is moving violently, and bagpipes include listened to.